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dolce-dandy:

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laurdlannister-kingslayer:

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englishable:

southernsideofme:

Super Dad

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

yiykes all those kids could’ve died

shout out to the dads who saved us idiots from killing ourselves

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n0chillvibes: “ bigfuzzysiberianbear: “ thefingerfuckingfemalefury: “ tigerbuttsinspace: “ cnet: “ Drone with grabbing claw arms can lift 44 pounds Prodrone’s latest creation could lift a four-year-old child, and uses its 5-axis metal claws to perch...

n0chillvibes:

bigfuzzysiberianbear:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tigerbuttsinspace:

cnet:

Drone with grabbing claw arms can lift 44 pounds

Prodrone’s latest creation could lift a four-year-old child, and uses its 5-axis metal claws to perch on fences like a bird.

This drone, here depicted stealing chairs from the poor, could also be used to abduct a four year old

Are YOU prepared for when the machines come to try and take ur young

naughty children get snatched by the Clawcopter

New story to scare children!

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crowexe:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Characters in first-person games never blink.

they blink when you blink stupid

(Source: reddit.com)

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THE SNACK MACHINE
!!!?!

A weapon to surpass metal gear

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

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babyanimalgifs:

this is a sea turtle. I know they can live for over 500 years but I never knew they got this big

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wepon: “ deathcarpets: “ thisobscuredesireforbeauty: “Thousands of starlings over Rome. Source” someone kicked the cable on the skybox and it’s just static ” “the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.” ” Zoom

wepon:

deathcarpets:

thisobscuredesireforbeauty:

Thousands of starlings over Rome.
Source

someone kicked the cable on the skybox and it’s just static

“the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”

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ariverblues: “ glitchlight: “ zagreus: “i’m listening” hnngngnnn noodle nife ” skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle ” Zoom

ariverblues:

glitchlight:

zagreus:

i’m listening

hnngngnnn noodle nife 

skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle

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Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

Never will these not be cute.

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

This made me so happy

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